Dickhead Singer Literally Kicks A Dickhead Concert Goer Off Stage For Taking A Selfie

Zero winners. There are zero winners in that video. That stupid girl shouldn’t have gone on stage to take a stupid selfie but also that stupid lead singer didn’t need to launch her off stage with a swift kick in the back. Normally I’d be on the side of the singer. Because it’s his stage AND THESE GODDAMN MILLENIALS AND THEIR GODDAMN SELFIES ARE RUINING THIS COUNTRY but ya know what? I don’t like him. I can’t put my finger on it but I don’t like that lead singer one bit. He’s one of those guys who acts more important than he is and thinks his music is D.O.P.E. when it really sounds like something a high school garage band could make. You’re not Bono. You’re not Mick Jagger. He looks like a less talented Travis Barker. You haven’t earned the right to literally kick people off your stage*.

*There’s a chance these guys are way more popular than I’m picturing them in my head and he has earned that right. I don’t really know. I did zero research. My knowledge of new punk music couldn’t be less sparse. If the band actually is super popular then he can feel free to continue to kick people off his stage. K good talk.